paris on heaven
A country girl in Paris, Moonlight on the Seine.
Memories of Tennessee and Nashville in the rain.
She walks along the boulevard Champs-Elysees,
Thinks about a country boy three thousand miles away.
Pride is such a hard thing, such a price to pay,
To be all alone in Paris, with true love so far away.
Well, I'll toast autumn with another bottle of Monsieur Luigi
And I'll always remember singing in the park
When the rain comes down, I want to tell you 'bout all I see- Enchanting Paris.
Sunday, April 08, 2007 @ 9:23 PM
it's jokes time ! : D some are kinda lame though hahs
寫信精神病院中，有個病患在寫信，護士好奇的問：護士:「你寫信呀？寫給誰的啊？」病患:「寫給我自己啊。」護士:「那你寫些什麼呢？」病患:「哇咧，」病人叫說:「你神精病啊？！我還沒收到怎麼知道… 」
小明畫畫有一天小明上畫畫課她畫的內容是(牛在吃草)可是老師過來看小明說:ㄋ怎麼沒畫呢?小明說:我有畫呀!老師疑惑ㄉ說:那為什麼畫紙上是空白的?小明說:因為我畫牛在吃草，草就沒了老師說:那牛呢?小明說:牛吃完草就走了
迷路為什麼人參會時常迷路??
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ans: 因為人生地不熟~~
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How manyblackbirds are left?"The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!"The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question.There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?"The teacher ponders the question ncomfortably and then finally replies, "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone."To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!"
